Unequivocally,  the best “mistranslation” to be discovered so far.

There are a few lessons to be learned here:

You really can’t always trust machine translations.

You really can’t always trust machines in general.

Now, this isn’t exactly a mistranslation… This could be the name of the place… It just seems like a bit of bad luck/timing on their part though: 

So the next time you need to communicate in another language, work with a professional translation agency.